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Erling Haaland at Manchester City — goals, records, match reports, and analysis of the Norwegian striker's extraordinary goal-scoring exploits at the Etihad. Follow every strike on Not Really Here.
Haaland challenge terrifies everyone, admits England's Morgan Rogers
Morgan Rogers admits stopping Erling Haaland may be impossible as England prepare for their World Cup quarter-final against Norway.
9 July 2026
Maresca’s World Cup Dilemma: Haaland vs England’s City Contingent
Erling Haaland’s Norway face England in the World Cup quarter-finals, leaving Enzo Maresca to balance progress for his star striker against the return of City’s England contingent.
6 July 2026 City not chasing another striker despite summer shake-up
Manchester City are not looking for a new striker this summer despite expected squad changes, with Omar Marmoush set to stay and provide cover for Erling Haaland.
28 June 2026
Haaland brings Viking Row to Donnarumma wedding as off-field headlines pile up
Erling Haaland performed the Viking Row at Gianluigi Donnarumma's wedding, while Cody Rhodes, Vinicius Jr and Terry Crews all made headlines involving the City striker.
25 July 2026
Forever Blue: Haaland Commits His Heart and Career to Manchester City
Erling Haaland’s incredible journey with Manchester City has taken another powerful turn — and this time, it’s personal. According to his agent, Rafaela Pimenta, the Norwegian superstar has made it clear: he hasn’t just signed a contract. He’s married to the club.
14 May 2025
Vitor Reis: La Liga survival course and the lessons that could shape his City return
Vitor Reis reflects on a season of La Liga experience at Girona, learning from Rúben Dias and Erling Haaland, and returning to a City squad with a clear pathway to minutes.
24 July 2026
Haaland Wants KDB Last Wembley Dance
After that nasty ankle knock he picked up against Bournemouth way back in March – felt like a lifetime ago, didn't it? – Erling Haaland finally made his return to the pitch against Southampton. A frustrating 0-0 draw it was, but seeing that blonde barnet back on the turf was a sight for sore eyes.
16 May 2025 City Storm Past Juve as Haaland Reaches Career Milestone
Manchester City delivered their most convincing display of the tournament so far, dismantling Juventus 5-2 while Erling Haaland notched his 300th professional goal.
27 June 2025
It's Bullshit Season: Mourinho gives green light for Haaland to Real Madrid
Jose Mourinho has reportedly given the green light for Real Madrid to pursue Erling Haaland, but only if Vinicius Junior leaves the Bernabeu first.
7 July 2026 Haaland sends Norway through as Brazil await in last-16
Erling Haaland's late winner sends Norway into the World Cup last-16 for the first time, setting up a clash with Brazil in Dallas.
30 June 2026
City's World Cup contingent trimmed as Round of 16 concludes
Manchester City's 18-strong World Cup contingent has been halved after the Round of 16, with Haaland, Rodri and England's City stars still in the mix.
9 July 2026
Friday's City talking points: Grealish exit, Maresca's staff, Haaland's big night
Friday's Manchester City news cycle covered nine stories, including Jack Grealish's potential exit, Enzo Maresca's staff, and Erling Haaland's World Cup quarter-final.
11 July 2026 Ait-Nouri Impresses on Debut
Rayan Ait-Nouri has been quick to praise Erling Haaland after seemingly settling seamlessly into life at City during the CWC.
25 June 2025 Brazil v Norway: Will Haaland prevail again?
Brazil's five-time world champions have not lifted the trophy since 2002, but under Carlo Ancelotti they have found a way through the group stage and a tense last-32 tie.
5 July 2026
Erling Haaland becomes FPL's most expensive player ever at £15.5m
Erling Haaland sets a new FPL record at £15.5 million, breaking his own previous mark. The City striker's price keeps rising, but so do his goals and points.
29 July 2026 Norway 2 Brazil 1: Beast Mode Haaland
Norway have written a new chapter in their footballing history, knocking out Brazil to reach the WC quarter-finals for the first time ever.
6 July 2026